Send your token to the moon.
Launch a fixed-supply token in one transaction โ no ETH liquidity to post, LP locked forever, fees split 50/50. Diamond-handed by design. No bonding curve, no rug.
Diamond-handed liquidity. Fair by default.
No ETH to post
The pool is seeded with your tokens; the apes bring the ETH. You launch for the price of gas โ zero liquidity out of pocket.
One transaction
Token, pool, LP, lock, and your dev cut โ one signed call. Blink and it's live and trading.
Diamond-handed LP
The LP NFT is locked in a vault forever โ no withdraw, no sweep, no decreaseLiquidity. There is no rug, by design.
Fees split 50/50
Standard Uniswap V3 fees โ half to you, half to the protocol. Enforced on-chain. No skim, no bonding curve.
Three steps to launch
Name it
Ticker, name, and how much of the supply (0โ5%) you keep as your dev cut.
Connect & sign
Your wallet fires the launch. You pay the gas; you're the deployer on record.
Send it
Trading's live instantly. Share the chart, collect your fees, ride the candles.
Two bots. Both yours to run.
Self-hostable Telegram tools you run for your own community. Bring your own bot token โ nothing routes through us.
Launch straight from Telegram
DM the bot โ it walks you through name, symbol, and dev cut, then fires the same one-tap launch from a self-custodied burner gas wallet. Its key never leaves your server. Token, pool, locked LP, done.

Buy alerts for your token
Point it at any token, drop it in your group, and it posts every buy with a GIF โ amount, buyer, and market cap. Just bring your bot token; the RPC comes wired in.
